Thursday, August 05, 2004

Quincy coker

So the Cowboys got rid of their quarterback Quincy Carter today because he came up positive for cocaine on a drug test. *Gasp*, a Dallas Cowboy who loves coke? I've never heard of such a thing. Well that would certainly explain why he sucks so bad so often. And for those that dont know, coke leaves your system pretty quickly, like in 1-3 days, so the fact that he tested positive probably means he's an addict and didnt just happen to get tested after a rare ride on the white pony. The messed up thing is the NFL rules only say a player should miss a game or two for what is otherwise considered a crime outside of the celebrity world, but the Cowboys decided they didnt need that kind of thing going on. Good for them. If only all the professional drug addicts were kicked off their teams and forced to steal for their drug money like lesser unfamous drug addicts.


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